Tim Hortons can suck my left one...If I were a guy

It's that time again in Canada, the great roll up the rim to win at Timmy's. Unfortunately for me, it's roll up the rim to lose! Since the bloody thing started I have had 16 extra large double doubles, and not a friggin winner in the lot! I mean c'mon already, not even a frickin cheap ass donut, wtf is up with that. I do remember last year starting out to a pretty dismal display, but seriously, 16 coffees and not one frickin winner??? I average 2 a day, sometimes 3, the odds should be on my side, right? I guess not! I wonder, does anyone else have the same horrible luck at this crap as me? This is where the title of the post comes in, I told the BF on the way home yesterday that if I was a guy I would tell Timmy's to suck my left nut! Being such a loyal and devoted customer, I think they should.