Maybe I lied

So I may have lied about being back!  I've tried rather hard to think of things to write and entertain my non following, but I can't seem to get into the groove.  Damn you Madonna!  On the weight loss front, nothing new here except I've changed to light beer (I know the devils brew).  I also find it strange that when I dream about myself I'm always skinny.  Guess I'm a skinny girl trapped in a fat girls body at the moment.  I can't seem to find the motivation to move on a regular basis, I want to sooo badly, but can never follow through.  On a lighter note I remembered one of my favourite toasts/cheers the other night, just popped into my head for no particular reason.  So without further ado here it is.  Here's to you, and here's to me, and if we ever disagree - FUCK YOU HERE'S TO ME!!

Cheers bitches!

Help me please, I need motivation

I've never been one for exercising, even when I was skinny.  Can't stand gyms or any organized exercise programs!  I used to be more sporty and exercised that way, but now I can't do any of that because I'm too fat!!  The sporty stuff I always found more entertaining and enjoyable, but I'm too fat to do that stuff now.  I have to resign myself to the fact that I have to actually EXERCISE, bugger it sounds horrible.  Help!! I need support and the motivation to do it!!!

Being fat sucks,
Fatty McFatterson

Oh crap I'm back I think!

So, I've never really gotten into the hang of this blogging thing.  I love reading other peoples blogs, but I can't seem to get the motivation enough to keep up with my own!  Maybe it's because I can't do it at work - damn IT nazi's!!  Maybe it's because I know that nobody reads my mindless drivel, but it's also the pressure I put on myself to be interesting/amusing.  I started this blog as a journal of my weight loss journey, the journey has really not started yet.  Fucking procrastination, the mantra of my life!!  Although I have ordered Tony Horton's Ten Minute Trainer and maybe it'll help more than any other fitness systems for me.

Stay strong fat friends!!
Fatty McFatterson